"I have had reporters who have never seen me or whatever and they are coming out here and they are expecting a 250 pound gorilla with his pants hanging down his ass and he’s got suspenders on and he’s wearing a cap and he’s got shot guns in the back and you know he’s Billy-Joe-Bob Red Neck, right? Billy Joe Bob Red Neck Vigilante Murderer. That’s what everybody is coming down here looking for. Everybody is freaked out. And they come down here and they say you're Chris? No!"